I find people glorify being single because they say you can sleep with anyone you want, but you can actually only sleep with anyone who wants to sleep with you. It's a very different number.
Me and my baby love her so much she's my world we'll here goes to the single life because my wife wanted it well can I get a shout out to Missouri I'm from the 417 Springfield Missouri
Instead of a condom, I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. The odds of me finding delicious chicken wings are far greater than my chances of getting laid.
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